A Royal Pain in the Ass

It wasn’t just Kate Middleton the world was watching at the Royal Wedding — her sister’s bum became a sensation too.  Pippa Middleton has become a viral sensation online. 

Look, I get it…Pippa has a nice ass, especially in the picture above.  Every website out there is talking about how hot and attractive Pippa is.  I don’t get it.  I just don’t get it.  Pippa is attractive, yes.  She is doable, in fact.  Problem is she is not at hot as everyone is making her out to be.  At best, she is a Los Angeles 4.

Okay, fine.  With this picture she gets herself bumped up to a Los Angeles 5.  I agree:  her bum is nice.  However, I have seen better.

And now there are topless photos of Pippa Middleton on a new website devoted just to her best assets.  Yes, Pippa has an entired website dedicated to her.  I don’t get it…I just don’t get it.  Please explain to me what I’m missing.