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TMS #164: As Long As There’s Christmas
On today’s episode, it’s Christmas time!!! Michael gets into the holiday spirit with Christmas songs and all sorts of Christmas fun. Plus, Netflix goes down on Christmas Eve, is Santa a democrat or republican and if Jesus had a Facebook would he accept your friend request? Be sure to click the Like / Tweet buttons to help promote The Michael Show!
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TMS #130: Take Me To Maximum Warp, Lt. Worf
With Easter upon us, let’s pay thanks to Jesus by finally answering the age old question of which is better: Star Trek or Star Wars. Other topics discussed on today’s show: the return of Tom Leykis, transgender banned from Miss Universe pageant, Octomom poses nude, Bristol Palin upset Obama won’t call her, porn star banned from attending high school prom and Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles. Be sure to click the Like / Tweet buttons to help promote The Michael Show!
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News Heard on the Show:
Bristol Palin to Obama: ”You Owe Me A Call, Too”
Michael Bay Rebooting Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles
Principle to Teen: No Porn Star Prom Date
Transsexual Disqualified From Miss Universe Peagent
Octomom Not Assumed of Nude Spread
Publisher Owned by Catholic Church Peddles Porn
It’s enough to make Matthew, Mark, Luke and even Jesus blush.
A German publishing company, owned by the Catholic Church, is turning a tidy profit with titles such as Sluts Boarding School, Lawyer’s Whore and Take Me Here, Take Me Now.
Bishops there say they are shocked by the revelation that Weltbild offers such salacious fare and promise to put an end to it, reports the Independent. Critics say they’ve been complaining to the church about the problem for years.
“The sudden proclaimed astonishment of many church leaders that pornographic material is being distributed by their publishing house, is play acting—bad play acting,” says the editor of a Catholic magazine.
It turns out that the church tried to sell the company in 2009 over the same controversy but bishops didn’t get the right price. A Weltbild press release, meanwhile, fires back at critics that the “erotic” books don’t meet the legal definition of pornography, notes LifeSiteNews.
On that note, here’s one more title: Call Me Slut!
Jesus forgive yourself for you you have sinned.
Rapture Update: The World is Now Scheduled to End October 21st
Smell that? Smells like bull shit! Here we go again!!
Yesterday, end-of-the-world prophet Harold Camping spoke up about his false May 21 rapture prediction, and he said that he was going to look for some answers.
Now, Camping has announced that he was off by five months, and that the end of days will take place on Oct 21!
Guess we can’t blame him TOO much. We took Apocalypse Math 101 in college…it was TOUGH!
Here’s what Camping had to say about his mistake:
“We’ve always said May 21 was the day, but we didn’t understand altogether the spiritual meaning. May 21 is the day that Christ came and put the world under judgment.”
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