Kim Kardashian’s Butt Causes Tsunami
The Mayans were right. They were just off by a couple of months.
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09th Jul2012
Kris Humphries Ex-Girlfriend: I’M PREGNANT and Her Leaked Nudes
TMZ has learned Kris Humphries ex-girlfriend, Myla Sinanaj is PREGNANT.
Sources directly connected with Myla say Myla confirmed Monday that she’s 3 months pregnant and says Kris is definitely the father. This could be used in Kris’ divorce with Kim Kardashian, because Kris has claimed he was devastated by the break-up and suffered emotionally. This development further cements the fact that Kris moved on quickly.
In additon, her ex-boyfriend has leaked photos allegedly depicting Myla Sinaaj in various states of undress. I guess when it rains it pours for media attention seeking whores.
29th Apr2012
TMS #132: It’s Friday, Friday…Friday the 13th
Michael returns from his near death sickness (well, sorta near death) asking your help: what is there to watch on Netflix now that Star Trek Deep Space Nine is all watched up? Plus, Listener Mailbag, Friday the 13th, Things People Never Say, Kim Kardashian running for mayor of Glendale, the true power of Facebook and a very important question: “What will Dora the Explorer be like as an adult.” Be sure to click the Like / Tweet buttons to help promote The Michael Show!
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News Heard on the Show:
Kim Kardashian Running For Mayor
24th Apr2012
Kim Kardashian For Mayor
Kim Kardashian’s life plans involve more than just television, magazines and retail stores: she wants power – -political power.
In a previously unreleased clip of “Khloe & Lamar,” the 31-year-old can be seen telling her sister Khloe that she plans to run for mayor of Glendale, Calif., in 2017.
A rep for the reality star took the time to explain her client’s plans: ”Kim has always looked for opportunities to grow and also do what she can to help support the Armenian community,” her rep said in a statement to Us Weekly. “She’s learning more about the ways in which she can help to do her part to make a difference in the community.”
Kim has her sights set on Glendale because the town is home to one of the largest Armenian communities outside Armenia.
11th Mar2012
TMS #127: Where Were You February 20, 2009 AKK?
Another round of celebrity nude pictures makes it way online courtesy of a stolen cell phone from Glee’s Heather Morris, thus giving birth to new time stamps “BKK” and “AKK.” Other topics discussed on today’s show: 3-year anniversary of KLSX flipping formats, Snooki’s pregnant, Rick Santorum is not “ok” with birth control, Adam Carolla on Donald Trump, teacher leaves his family for a student and Avril Lavigne. Be sure to click the Like / Tweet buttons to help promote The Michael Show!
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Glee’s Heather Morris Nude Pictures Leak
Rick Santorum: Birth Control Is “Not Ok”
Adam Carolla Endorses Donald Trump’s Worth Ethic for President
22nd Feb2012
Kim, Khloe to Be Sued Over ‘Unsafe’ Diet Product?
Kim and Khloe Kardashian have been hawking diet product QuickTrim for a while now, but it may not actually work—or be safe.
A law firm representing one unhappy QuickTrim user is reaching out to others, and is reportedly prepping a class action lawsuit against the Kardashians, the New York Post reports. The firm’s website claims that QuickTrim’s active ingredient is “a large dose of caffeine,” which “the FDA has determined … is not safe or effective for weight loss.”
A physician also warned against QuickTrim in 2010, cautioning that it could actually lead to caffeine poisoning.
24th Jan2012
Kim Kardashian Planned Her Own Proposal Too!?!
What a shocker!
Kris Humphries’ friends say he let them in on the stage proposal America watched on Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
Apparently, Kim Kardashian planned the whole thing herself — Kris was trying to come up with a romantic way to propose, but Kim rejected all of his ideas.
The friend says: ”First of all, Kris proposed in the middle of the day, and he had to do that because it would create better lighting to capture the moment. Kim looked so surprised but she knew it was happening. She was in full hair and make-up, as she always is on the show. Kris wanted it to be very intimate and romantic, but all of his ideas were shot down by production officials and Kim.”
No shocker here, right?
13th Jan2012
Khloe Kardashian Still Says Robert Kardashian Is Her Father
Robert Kardashian’s ex-wives are sticking to their story that Khloe Kardashian isn’t his biological child. Kris Jenner went on Good Morning America to sort of deny the claims.
“It just gets weirder and weirder: I have never heard such crap in my life. I mean, I was there!” Kris told GMA. “I gave birth, I know who the dad was.”
Kim Kardashian is getting involved to, saying Robert Kardashian is WITHOUT A DOUBT Khloe’s biological father and anyone who suggests otherwise is completely full of crap.
Sources close to Kim tell TMZ the family is fuming at Robert’s ex-wives who both told the tabloids Robert privately revealed that Khloe was fathered by another man.
One source close to Kris Jenner isn’t even fazed by the rumors because “it’s so ridiculous, it’s not even worth her time.”
The family has been dealing with allegations about Khloe’s biological dad and even joked about it on their reality show — but one family source is adamant, “She looks just like Robert’s mother.”
09th Dec2011
The Hottest Woman of All Time, According to Mens Health Magazine
Men’s Health magazine has released its list of the hottest women of all time and Jennifer Aniston sits at number one out of 100 women chosen. Jennifer Aniston beat every single famous lady (past and present) out there in a recent MensHealth.com poll, which anointed her the Hottest Woman of All Time.
Raquel Welch (#2), Marilyn Monroe (#3), Britney Spears (#4) and Madonna (#5) round out the top five.
Now, with all due respect to Aniston … REALLY? All time? All hot women … forever? WTF?!?!?!?
Other mentions included Pamela Anderson (#8), Angelina Jolie (#10), Scarlett Johanssen (#12), Megan Fox (#14), Kim Kardashian (#26), Miranda Kerr (#41), Paris Hilton (#46) and Jessica Alba (#46).
21st Nov2011
Kim Kardashian Suing Publicist Who Called Marriage Sham
Kim Kardashian is suing the publicist who called her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries a “sham” staged to boost her reality program ratings.
“It was obvious that it was staged,” said Jonathan Jaxson recently. “There were contracts already in place for E! to film it.” She knew “weeks before” she didn’t want to go through with it because she’s “never gotten over” her ex, Reggie Bush, he insisted.
Kardashian, who has sicced lawyer Marty Singer on Jaxson, said the publicist’s “defamatory” comments have hurt her reputation, and she’s demanding $200,000 in damages, reports TMZ.
Listen up, whore. If you go through with this lawsuit you might as well sue everyone else who called your sham wedding a “sham,” BECAUSE IT WAS A FUCKEN SHAM. Money grubbing whore. That’s all you are, Kim.
Now sue me, bitch!
17th Nov2011
TMS #111: When Did Girl Pants Become Unisex Pants
Today, Michael reminisces on the origins of The Michael Show Podcast and the shows forgotten 2-year anniversary. Also, Michael gets aroused by a guy (but not in the way you think)and declares what the best song ever made is. News discussed on today’s show: bank debt card fees, Playboy unhappy with Lindsay Lohan’s photo shoot, Conrad Murray convicted in Michael Jackson’s death, Kim Kardashian’s sham wedding and Justin Bieber’s baby mamma drama. Be Sure To Click The Like / Tweet Buttons To Help Promote The Michael Show!
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Heard on the Show:
JP Morgan Chase Decided Against Debit Card Fees
Playboy Unhappy With Lindsay Lohan Nudes
Conrad Murray Convicted In Michael Jackson’s Death
Kim Kardashian Files For Divorce After 10 Weeks
07th Nov2011
WTF Picture of the Week: Did You Do Something Different To Your Hair?
We can all agree on one thing: Kourtney Kardashian is gross.
What an amazing family: Kim is a whore, Kourtney is really a man in drag and the other girl…who the hell is she? Either way, regardless of how gross Kourtney really is, something about this picture almost makes her look pretty. Maybe she did her hair differently, maybe it’s the lighting. Instead of her normal 0 out of 10 rating, based on this picture, I would give her a 2 out of 10.
31st Oct2011
Kim Kardashian Files For Divorce After 10 Weeks
Here’s the biggest non-surprise of the year. I was so enchanted by their fairy tale wedding and if these two star-crossed lovers can’t make it…no one can.
Just 10 weeks after their made-for-TV wedding and less than a month after the wedding special aired, Kim Kardashian is canceling her marriage to NBA player Kris Humphries.
The “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” star filed for divorce Monday, citing irreconcilable differences. “I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision,” she said in a statement. “I had hoped this marriage was forever but sometimes things don’t work out as planned.”
Humphries told TMZ he was “devastated” to learn his bride had filed for divorce and is “willing to do whatever it takes to make it work.”
Kardashian is asking that both sides pay their own attorneys’ costs and that a judge terminate Humphries’ rights to spousal support.
Kardashian, 31, and Humphries, 26, were wed Aug. 20 in Montecito, Calif., near Santa Barbara.
The couple’s marriage was the subject of a two-part special on E! Entertainment Television, which televises Kardashian’s show that follows her family.
I called bull shit on this from day one. This was just a stunt to get some ratings and with all the ignorant f***s out there…it worked.
28th Aug2011
TMS #101: Me Caveman, Need Eat!
Damn, it’s hot! Thank goodness for iced tea by the gallon loads. Topics discussed on today’s show: Kim Kardashian’s wedding and sex tape, Burger King drops their mascot, Lady Gaga banned in China and Georgia’s strict illegal alien law. Be Sure To Click The Like / Tweet Buttons To Help Promote The Michael Show!
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Heard on the Show:
Kim Kardashian Raked in Millions For Her Wedding
Kim Kardashian XXX Tape More Popular Than Ever
23rd Aug2011
Kim Kardashian XXX Tape More Popular Than Ever
Kris Humphries must be so proud…
The sex tape that pretty much made Kim Kardashian who she is today, is MORE POPULAR than ever!!
According to the owners of KimKSuperstar.com, on the weekend of her marriage to Kris Humphries, MILLIONS of “fans” were flooding their site to watch Kim’s famous Ray J XXX tape.
It’s being reported that roughly 2 MILLION people have visited the site since her weekend wedding, which is shocking because the site usually only averages around 300k unique visitors PER MONTH.
I wonder when the Kim/Kris sex tape will be released?!
23rd Aug2011
Kim Kardashian Raked In Millions For Her Wedding
Kim Kardashian cashed in $17.9 million for her wedding with Kris Humpries.
She’s expected to pull in anywhere between $12 million to $15 million for her E! special Kim’s Fairytale Wedding: A Kardashian Event, which will air in October.
And between selling her exclusive wedding pics to People magazine, bridal shower pics to OK! mag and her exclusive bachelorette party at Tao Las Vegas, Kim could literally retire for life!!
And not only that, her wedding was practically paid for so she and Kris will be able to pocket almost all of that money.
Here’s a breakdown of what they got:
* $15 million plus profit for four-hour, two-part wedding special on E!
* $2.5 million for exclusive photos with People magazine
* $300,000 for exclusive engagement announcement with People
* $100,000 for exclusive rights to bridal shower with Britain’s OK! mag
* $50,000 to have bachelorette party at Tao in Las Vegas
* $20,000 Hansen’s Bakery wedding cake
* $20,000 Vera Wang wedding dress and fittings
* $40,000 for two more Vera Wang evening dresses
* $400,000 in Perrier Jouet Champagne
* $150,000 in hair and makeup for photo shoots and TV “home video”
* $10,000 in Lehr & Black wedding invitations
* $2 million 20.5-carat engagement ring and $1 million wedding bands by jeweler Lorraine Schwartz were deeply discounted for an undisclosed amount.
C’mon, considering all we know about Kim Kardashian, did you really expect her to marry for love?
29th Jul2011
Men Have Spoken: Who Can They Not Stand?
According to Askmen.com‘s annual Great Male Survey, 70,000 men were polled about which male and female celebrities they are tired of hearing about. See the result below.
Which female public figure are you the most tired of hearing about?
31% Lady Gaga
20% Sarah Palin
18% Kim Kardashian
17% Lindsay Lohan
6% Kate Middleton
1% Pippa Middleton
Which male public figure are you the most tired of hearing about?
50% Justin Bieber
22% Charlie Sheen
10% Donald Trump
6% Prince William
3% Mark Zuckerberg
3% Barack Obama
0% Arnold Schwarzenegger
25th Jul2011
TMS #99: My Inner Gay is Clawing it’s Way Out
Michael kicks off his first day of vacation by sleeping in, watching a movie or two and singing along to Tarzan, the Musical. Uh…what? Topics discussed on today’s show: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Blockbuster/Borders going out of business, the end of cable companies, Saturday mail service, Amy Winehouse, Kim Kardashian suing Old Navy and more. Remember to subscribe on iTunes. Hit those like / tweet / plus buttons below to help spread the word of The Michael Show.
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Heard on the Show:
The Beginning of the End For Cable Companies
Sorry Seniors, No More Saturday Mail Service May Be Coming
Phil Collins Does Not Like Music
21st Jul2011
Kim Kardashian Is Not A Fan Of Old Navy Campaign
Kim Kardashian is suing Old Navy!!
The reality star is declaring a legal war on the fashion band for using a Kim look-a-like in their recent ad campaign, and then intentionally use the character into making the public think it really was Kim.
Kim believes the copycat campaign has damaged her wallet somewhere in the range of $15 to $20 million and is looking for Old Navy to pay-up.
Watch the Old Navy commercial featuring not Kim below.
My thoughts: This girl is pathetic. Kim Kardashian seriously needs to just fad away already. She is only know because she spread her legs. What a joke that in society we now call her a “celebrity.”
18th Mar2011
Episode 79: It’s Friday, Friday, Friday…Fun, Fun, Fun
Too much show with too little time. Michael opens up a new round of Vanessa Hudgens nude pictures that are f-ing amazing. Plus, Charlie Seen keeps on winning and Michael get curious about Kacey Jordan’s movie resume. Then, what the hell is wrong with music nowadays? In music awful is the new great, case-in-point: Kim Kardashian, Rebecca Black. Never heard of Rebecca Black…her You Tube video has 8 million views and counting.
