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Lindsay Lohan Topless in The New Yorker: Take Notes Playboy
I’m sure you remember that Lindsay Lohan Playboy spread. It was ‘Meh” at best.
At some point Lindsay appeared in The New Yorker. I can’t tell you if this pictorial was taken before or after the Playboy spread. Point is, I think The New York spread so much hotter than the Playboy one.
You be the judge. Enjoy.
Lindsay Lohan Topless in Playboy: A The Michael Show Critical Review
Let that professional train-wreck career begin!
Just one day after Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy cover hit the Web, the actress’ entire photo spread in the magazine is also available online.
That’s right: uncensored pictures starring the actress are now available online! Don’t bother searching for them because I have them below for you. Take a look and I’ll throw in my two cents when you’re done.
I honestly expected more. They’re, um, just okay.
Maybe I have been destroyed by amateur online porn of girls spreading their legs (and lips, if you know what I mean) to their iPhone, but, to be honest, I really wanted to see some lip spreading and I really love me some amateur iPhone porn.
Look, I get it, Playboy is “artsy,” but then maybe that’s why they aren’t relevant anymore. Yet another stab at the Marilyn Monroe cliche by the folks at Playboy. Lame.
Definitely see Lindsay’s full frontal knockers, ripe, and busty, although air-brushy also comes to mind for much of this. There is no full-frontal, rather tame for a ‘nude shoot’, which apparently was re-shot.
Overall, is it worth the reported $1 million payout to Lindsay Lohan? Well, I’m sure her attorneys who are finally getting paid would say yes. As for the few bucks you’d need to have your own personal copy, I’d say, if you’re still a Lindsay Lohan fan, get it. If not, meh.
Why purchase a $8 Playboy of Lindsey when you can Google every part of her naked body for free. Let me do that for you HERE.
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Lindsay Lohan Playboy Covered Leaked
As previously reported, Lindsay Lohan is shooting nude photos for Playboy that will earn her almost a million dollars, despite the fact that you can Google “Lindsay Lohan (fill in the blank body part)” and several images will appear for free.
The Lindsay Lohan Playboy issue is scheduled to hit newsstands in January but, in case you want a sampler, the cover was leaked yesterday.
If I was a betting man, I would place bets that Playboy leaked this themselves. With free internet porn at the click of a button, who, in their right mind, would purchase a $7 magazine — nobody, and, of course, that has hurt Playboy over the years.
Regardless, looks jack-off worthy to me…
TMS #111: When Did Girl Pants Become Unisex Pants
Today, Michael reminisces on the origins of The Michael Show Podcast and the shows forgotten 2-year anniversary. Also, Michael gets aroused by a guy (but not in the way you think)and declares what the best song ever made is. News discussed on today’s show: bank debt card fees, Playboy unhappy with Lindsay Lohan’s photo shoot, Conrad Murray convicted in Michael Jackson’s death, Kim Kardashian’s sham wedding and Justin Bieber’s baby mamma drama. Be Sure To Click The Like / Tweet Buttons To Help Promote The Michael Show!
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Heard on the Show:
JP Morgan Chase Decided Against Debit Card Fees
Playboy Unhappy With Lindsay Lohan Nudes
Conrad Murray Convicted In Michael Jackson’s Death
Kim Kardashian Files For Divorce After 10 Weeks
TMS #110: What’s The Name of That Song?
Today, Michael get bitten by the movie bug and enjoys heart retching episodes of Breaking Bad, takes a trip to Blockbuster to rent Scream 4, uses Red Box for the first time to experience Thor and recounts endless viewings of Barney on Netflix. Barney? Yes, you know who I mean. News discussed on today’s show: Netflix stocks plunge, Bank of America to charge monthly fee, Lindsay Lohan receives offers from Playboy and Fleshlight and Justin Bieber needs his mommy’s permission to attend a pj party. Be Sure To Click The Like / Tweet Buttons To Help Promote The Michael Show!
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Heard on the Show:
Watch It Here: What’s The Name of That Song?
Netflix Stock Plunges on Brutal 3rd Quarter
Bank of America To Charge $5 Monthly Fee For Debt Card Purchases
Lindsay Lohan Nude Playboy Spread For Nearly $1 Million
Fleshlight Offers Lindsay Lohan $1 Million For Her Private Parts
Justin Bieber Needed Mommy’s Permission For Sleepover At Selena’s
Playboy Unhappy With Lindsay Lohan Nudes, Wants to Reshoot, Report Says
If at first you don’t succeed?
Lindsay Lohan was given a week to complete a nude photo shoot for Playboy before heading off to jail to serve her 30 day sentence for violating her probation.
It turns out the extra days of shooting are necessary because Playboy was dissatisfied with the pictures that have already been shot, and wants to start from scratch, RadarOnline reported.
“Lindsay was told that the Playboy executives wanted to go another direction with her shoot so they asked her to come back for a second time,” a source told RadarOnline.
Playboy is planning to feature Lindsay in their January issue. If she had not been able to complete the shoot, she would have been in breach of contract.
Fleshlight Offers Lindsay Lohan $1 Million For Her Private Parts
It’s a done deal that Lindsay Lohan will pose nude for Playboy, but that’s not the only million dollar deal being thrown her way: Fleshlight has an offer.
“We would very much like to invite you to become one of our Fleshlight Girls. Fleshlight is the #1 selling male sex toy for men, and becoming one of our Fleshlight Girls means you would be joining an exclusive club. Should you decide to join this club, we would offer you up to $1 million dollars for molds of your mouth, vagina, and butt.
Your Fleshlight products would bring fantasies to reality as men across the world would be able to have fun with Lindsay Lohan! You would be joining the Fleshlight Girls family which includes porn stars such as Jesse Jane, Jenna Haze, Lisa Ann and Stoya. With over four million Fleshlight products sold, Fleshlight is the most well-known and reputable male sex toy company in the world.
We hope you will give our offer serious consideration and that you will contact us at your earliest convenience.”
Signed Steven Shubin, Fleshlight’s CEO
I have never purchased a Playboy in my life but the Lindsay Lohan issue will probably bring me to the newsstand. I have never bought a Fleshlight before (though I have received free ones as gifts from Adam & Eve) but a Lindsay Lohan Fleshlight…well, I’d fuck that. Odds are having sex with a Lindsay Fleshlight is safer than the real “v” deal. Can’t catch cuddies from a sex toy.
Lindsay Lohan Nude Playboy Spread For Nearly $1 MILLION!!
Confirmed by TMZ, Lindsay Lohan is shooting nude photos for Playboy that will earn her almost a million dollars!
The deal has been in the works for months and Lindsay turned down the initial $750K offer because she wanted one million dollars.
Hugh Hefner and Co. recently came back to Lindsay with an offer less than her asking price but close enough for her to sign on the dotted line. No word yet on which issue Lindsay will be featured in.
Lindsay’s rep said, “I can neither confirm or deny at this time.”
I have never bought an issue of Playboy before but I think a Lindsay Lohan nude spread might take me to the newsstand. I have hesitation, though. Why purchase a $8 Playboy of Lindsey when you can Google every part of her naked body for free.
Okay, so I have just shown you Lindsey’s nipples, vagina and ass. You owe me $8 now. Save your trip to the bookstore.
Men Have Spoken: Who Can They Not Stand?
According to Askmen.com‘s annual Great Male Survey, 70,000 men were polled about which male and female celebrities they are tired of hearing about. See the result below.
Which female public figure are you the most tired of hearing about?
31% Lady Gaga
20% Sarah Palin
18% Kim Kardashian
17% Lindsay Lohan
6% Kate Middleton
1% Pippa Middleton
Which male public figure are you the most tired of hearing about?
50% Justin Bieber
22% Charlie Sheen
10% Donald Trump
6% Prince William
3% Mark Zuckerberg
3% Barack Obama
0% Arnold Schwarzenegger
TMS #92: Who Paid For Those Golden Glitter Nails?
Michael has a run in with a woman who has four kids, recently done gold glitter nails, an iPhone and pays for her Jack in the Box with an EBT card. Also, the date of the rapture has been updated, Lindsay Lohan’s naughty bits are all over the place, Selena Gomez gets dry-humped by a midget resulting in death threats, Avril Lavigne has a potty mouth and releases a new single.. In Geek! news, X-Men: First Class, Kick-Ass sequel update and a Justice League porn parody.
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Heard on the Show:
Rapture Update: New Date Set For the End of the World
Lindsay Lohan Flashes Her Nekkidness in Photoshoot
Lindsay Lohan Loses Her Bikini Top and Flashes All
Selena Gomez: Dry Humped By a Midget
Selena Gomez Gets Death Threats
Matthew Vaughn Talks Kick-Ass Sequel
Justice League of Pornstar Heroes
Avril Lavigne’s Ball Game Potty Mouth
Lindsay Loses Her Bikini Top and Flashes All
By the power of Neptune! Lindsay Lohan hit the beach this week and didn’t look that bad.
Somewhere, somehow, it was declared “Lindsay Lohan Wardrobe Malfunction Week.” Two days ago Lindsay was doing a photoshoot where all kinds of boobies, booty and Lohan naughty bits where seen. This time, nature stepped in to not only give us an accidental peak, but who whole Lohan.
Maybe I was wrong about Lindsay. Maybe she is kind of hot…maybe. The backside does not look to bad either.
Lindsay Lohan Flashes Her Nekkidness
Lindsay Lohan has taken house arrest to a whole new level — showing her naughty parts all over the place! Normally I am not in the fan club that considers Lindsay Lohan hot or even attractive. However, these pictures are pretty hot. Hot enough to make me turn my head. Enjoy…
Lindsay Lohan recently worked a professional photoshoot in Miami and showed off all kinds of skin from boob flashes…
…to nipple slips to upskirt panties peeks to straight on naughty bits.
It’s like a wardrobe malfunction designed by my secret fantasies.
She may no longer be a ginger hottie but criminal blonde body are pretty awesome.
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