18th Apr2012

TMS #131: Unit of Whore Measurement

by The Michael Show Podcast

There are weird units of measurements for everything but, for some reason, not for whores.  Some whores are worse than others, but how do you measure it?  Help Michael figure it out.  Plus, The Hunger Games movie afterthoughts, an angry caller calls in to share his thoughts on the Star Wars vs. Star Trek debate, Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles and is Kirk Cameron the anti-christ?  Be sure to click the Like / Tweet buttons to help promote The Michael Show!

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08th Apr2012

TMS #130: Take Me To Maximum Warp, Lt. Worf

by The Michael Show Podcast

With Easter upon us, let’s pay thanks to Jesus by finally answering the age old question of which is better:  Star Trek or Star Wars.  Other topics discussed on today’s show:  the return of Tom Leykis, transgender banned from Miss Universe pageant, Octomom poses nude, Bristol Palin upset Obama won’t call her, porn star banned from attending high school prom and Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles.  Be sure to click the Like / Tweet buttons to help promote The Michael Show!

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News Heard on the Show:

Bristol Palin to Obama:  ”You Owe Me A Call, Too”

Michael Bay Rebooting Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles

Principle to Teen:  No Porn Star Prom Date

Transsexual Disqualified From Miss Universe Peagent

Octomom Not Assumed of Nude Spread 

22nd Mar2012

Michael Bay Taking ‘Mutant’ Out of ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Reboot

by The Michael Show Podcast

Michael Bay is planning to produce a new, live-action version of “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” but, if he has his way, he may need to change the name to “Not So Mutant” Alien Turtles.

The director told a crowd recently at the Nickelodeon Upfront New York event that instead of the series fans have loved about a mutant strain of turtles from earth who are obsessed with pizza and turn into two-footed creatures thanks to some transmutant goo, Bay’s reptiles will simply be an alien race.

As first called out on the blog StuffWeLike, Bay explained his vision for the 2013 remake: “When you see this movie, kids are going to believe, one day, that these turtles actually do exist when we are done with this movie.  The turtles are from an alien race, and they are going to be tough, edgy, funny, and completely loveable.”

A fan of the “TMNT” bemoaned, “‘TMNT’ fans, prepare to have Michael Bay destroy your childhood the same way he’s already done with mine. Three words: They are aliens.”

Fans can be on the lookout for the new, probably explosion-filled, action-packed alien version of “TMNT” that is scheduled to open December 25, 2013.

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