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Michael Show Caught By Paparazzi with Selena Gomez, Avril Lavigne and Vanessa Hudgens
From time to time your humble host, Michael Show, enjoys spending his afternoons with beautiful Hollywood starlets. Unfortunately, sometimes those afternoons get ruined by the Paparazzi.
Selena Gomez Banned From Facebook
Selena Gomez has been banned from Facebook until further notice — but here’s the thing…it’s not the famous Selena Gomez. This Selena Gomez is a girl in New Mexico with the same name.
18-year-old Selena MIRANDA Gomez tells TMZ, she tried to sign in to her Facebook account but was denied, receiving a message instead that her account had been disabled for being “inauthentic.”
According to the error message, the account was disabled for violating Facebook’s terms, which state, “Impersonating anyone or anything is not allowed.”
But clearly, the non-famous Selena isn’t impersonating anyone and now she’s upset that she’s been unfairly banned from her social networking profile, telling TMZ, “I AM NOT AN IMPOSTOR … My name is not hers on my page. In fact, I even put my middle name on my FB to clear up any confusion.”
She says, “I did not have one single famous friend. I did not refer to myself as [the famous Selena], and I did not have any pictures of her on my page!”
Selena says she’s reached out to FB to reactivate her account but so far, no luck.
A rep for FB had no comment.
“Spring Breakers” Promo Shoot
A new photo feature in Interview Magazine shows off principal cast of Spring Breakers, a crime drama from screenwriter of Kids, staring Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson.
Enjoy!
And just for fun, check out some other pictures of Vanessa Hudgens HERE, HERE and, oh, HERE. And, while we are at it, here is a Selena Gomez pictures HERE.
Jasmine Villegas Candid Bikini Pic
Above you’ll find a picture of Justin Bieber’s ex girlfriend, Jasmine Villegas, in a bikini. Below you’ll find a recent picture of Justin Bieber’s current girlfriend, Selena Gomez, in a…you guessed it…bikini. It would seem to me Justin has a type: petite, light-skinned latinas with a size two waist.
In addition, it should be pointed out what type of society we live in, and the noticeable double standard available to women: Looking for attention? Looking to make a name for yourself? Looking to get new fans? Just post a random bikini picture on Twitter.
I have a feeling that if I were to have tits and looking slamming in a bikini…The Michael Show would be a phenomenon with 1,000,000 followers on Twitter.
Selena Gomez’s Blue Tongue Proves Two Things…
This photo proves two things: 1) Selena Gomez swallows and 2) Justin Beaver has blue semen. The more you know…
Selena Gomez: “Insert Here”
Selena Gomez was recently spotted on vacation and was instantly spotted by paparazzi. Now I know there is an “insert here” joke somewhere that is worth telling. However, for the life of me, I can’t figure it out. Suggestions?
Spank Bank: Selena Gomez (and Michael Show) in Cabo
Oh, Selena Gomez, I do declare…
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber Michael Show took off Wednesday to relax on the beach of Cabo, during which Justin Michael took the opportunity to snap several photos of Selena.
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P.S.
Selena, lose the chola ear rings.
Spank Bank Picture of the Week: Beggars Can’t Be Chossers
I know, I know. An upskirt shot is nothing and meaningless in a world where 75% of celebrities have nude pictures of themselves floating around the internet. This is how I see it: it’s a lonely, horny Saturday night and the only girl returning your calls is the fatty who smells like pork rinds. Beggars can’t be choosers, right?
So until something better comes along, I hope you can tolerate the smell of pork rinds.
Enjoy!
TMS #110: What’s The Name of That Song?
Today, Michael get bitten by the movie bug and enjoys heart retching episodes of Breaking Bad, takes a trip to Blockbuster to rent Scream 4, uses Red Box for the first time to experience Thor and recounts endless viewings of Barney on Netflix. Barney? Yes, you know who I mean. News discussed on today’s show: Netflix stocks plunge, Bank of America to charge monthly fee, Lindsay Lohan receives offers from Playboy and Fleshlight and Justin Bieber needs his mommy’s permission to attend a pj party. Be Sure To Click The Like / Tweet Buttons To Help Promote The Michael Show!
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Heard on the Show:
Watch It Here: What’s The Name of That Song?
Netflix Stock Plunges on Brutal 3rd Quarter
Bank of America To Charge $5 Monthly Fee For Debt Card Purchases
Lindsay Lohan Nude Playboy Spread For Nearly $1 Million
Fleshlight Offers Lindsay Lohan $1 Million For Her Private Parts
Justin Bieber Needed Mommy’s Permission For Sleepover At Selena’s
Justin Bieber Needed Mommy’s Permission For Sleepover At Selena’s
Selena Gomez is such a hot piece of ass. I do not understand why she is wasting her time with some little midget troll boy. I would not be surprised to find out Selena is on Justin Bieber’s payroll, being paid to pretend to be his girlfriend. Sadly, I’m sure, that isn’t the case.
After a late night of having dinner at Mastro’s restaurant in Beverly Hills, Selena Gomez, the hot piece of ass that she is, suggested to Justin Bieber, the midget troll boy that he is, that he stay over for a pajama party.
Being the little boy that he is, Justin had to whip out his cell phone in the limo and call his mommy to get the OK to stay over.
As soon as he got off the phone, he turned to Selena and said excitedly, “Mom said it was okay!”
Wow. I’m sure Selena had to change her panties after that moment. ”Mommy said it was okay.” WOW!! LAME!
BREAKING BOOBTASTIC NEWS: Selena Gomez is Busting and Cracking Out of Her Bikini!
There I was, just lying in my stew of Friday early evening malt-liquor laced bliss, when up pops Selena Gomez bikini candids from Florida so incredibly hot, I nearly wet the hobo lying next to me.
Earlier this week we got a possible upshorts peak at a pantyless Selena. This tops that. Wow. Selena Gomez taking off her bikini top. Selena Gomez butt crack flashing plumber’s heaven. This is almost too much awesome for me to handle. And, yet, all I can think of is ‘more’. Someday. Soon Enjoy.
I say again, WOW! I would ask the question you’re all thinking: ”What is she looking at?” But c’mon. With boobs as hot as Selena’s, you know she must check herself out on a regular basis.
Nice!
Seems like Selena is very comfortable, and probably use to, holding small things in her hand. What that small thing might be, I don’t know. I have a more important: where is Selena’s underaged, lesbian boyfriend at? Oh, well, back to small things.
Now excuse me while I wipe my drool away….
Selena Gomez Without Panties?????
Selena Gomez hit Palm Beach today without her lesbian tween boyfriend. Now I could be wrong…but is the picture below a non-panties wearing Selena with a slight glimpse and vagina lip? You be the judge.
It’s hard to tell from that picture. And if it is, I have mixed feelings. I am excited and thrill but disgusted and afraid because I know that’s what Justin Beaver likes to hang out. Jerk. Either way, let’s take a closer look with a zoomed in picture. Interesting…
Let’s end this with a nice ass shot.
I think I am in love with Selena Gomez. I hate Justin Beaver.
TMS #92: Who Paid For Those Golden Glitter Nails?
Michael has a run in with a woman who has four kids, recently done gold glitter nails, an iPhone and pays for her Jack in the Box with an EBT card. Also, the date of the rapture has been updated, Lindsay Lohan’s naughty bits are all over the place, Selena Gomez gets dry-humped by a midget resulting in death threats, Avril Lavigne has a potty mouth and releases a new single.. In Geek! news, X-Men: First Class, Kick-Ass sequel update and a Justice League porn parody.
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Heard on the Show:
Rapture Update: New Date Set For the End of the World
Lindsay Lohan Flashes Her Nekkidness in Photoshoot
Lindsay Lohan Loses Her Bikini Top and Flashes All
Selena Gomez: Dry Humped By a Midget
Selena Gomez Gets Death Threats
Matthew Vaughn Talks Kick-Ass Sequel
Justice League of Pornstar Heroes
Avril Lavigne’s Ball Game Potty Mouth
Selena Gomez Gets Death Threats
After a vacation filled with lots of kissing, grabbing and touching, Selena Gomez has come under attack from the millions of her boyfriend Justin Bieber’s ”Beliebers“!!
One fan posted on Twitter: “Stay away from Justin you pedophile. I’m gonna kill ya in the night underneath your smelly bed.”
Another furious fan wrote: “Selena Gomez is dangerously close to a long, slow painful death… Imma coming for you!”
A third posted: ”Selena Gomez is a dirty whore. Stay away from MY man.”
A Facebook group named “I Hate Selena Gomez Cuz She is Dating My Man” attracted thousands of members and also features numerous derogatory messages about her.
And if that isn’t bad enough, CLOWNS (yes, clowns) in Venice Beach, California have even started to give away free balloons to young children who HATE on Selena.
WOW. It must be tough being Selena Gomez. See pictures from Selena and Justin’s recent vacation, which sparked these threats.
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber: Dry Humped By a Midget
Here is some amazing news everyone is dying to hear: Selena Gomez is currently on vacation in Hawaii. Looking pretty good, might I add.
News reports started coming in Selena was attacked on the beaches of Maui. VIEWER WARNING: only scroll down if you dare; the pictures below are distrubing.
For the love all that is holy…NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I wish I could unsee these photos. Nothing is worse than seeing a 110-pound teenage midget pawing, mauling, handling, kissing and dry humping Selena Gomez. It sickens me that the sexiness of Selena is being wasted on THAT!!!! Excuse me while I go barf.
Episode 69: HALLUJAH, AN AVRIL LAVIGNE NIP SLIP!!!!
The holy land has finally been discovered: an Avril Lavigne nip slip has occurred. Hallelujah!!!! Also, mark your calendars this May for the end of the world, Octomom releases a fetish tape and Michael is still Lost in the internet vortex.
Selena Gomez Gets Hacked
Uh oh! Hopefully it wasn’t one of those angry Justin Bieber fans.
Looks like somebody has gotten into both Selena Gomez’s Twitter AND Facebook accounts, and they’ve been writing some hateful stuff.
Here are some of the gems that the hacker left on Selena’s Twitter and Facebook pages:
“THE KID ON 4CHAN.ORG IS A LIEN FUCKER HE DIDNT HACK SHIT!!!!”
“This message is for puha, YOU SUCK BITCH!!!”
“Oh yeh, JUSTIN BIEBER SUCKS!!!!!!!!!”
“This account has been hacked by, PkinJ0r – Aka – Prokill The Video I gave to someone random an asked them to upload. So, Thanks random dude. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbjWSAtMASw”
Here’s what Selena posted on her Facebook page about the hacker:
“Sorry everyone. My Facebook Page and Twitter account has been hacked and we are cleaning it up.”
Source: Perezhilton.com
Episode 48: The Tell Me I Am Wrong Episode (Because You Know I’m Right)
Why Nice Guys Finish Last, Back to the Future 25th Anniversary & Possible Remake, Glee GQ Photo Shoot Controversy, Selena Gomez in OK! Magazine and Is Demi Lovato a Hayley Williams Wannabe (Trust Me, I Don’t Care Either But She Has A Smoking Ass and That’s What I Focus On).
D5 Creation
